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Kill the Crazy Frog v2 Kill the Crazy Frog v2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

God I hate that frog

The only thing I hate more than that is stupid people that put him on their cell phone, mostly women.

Good work.

Naruto Dating Sim Naruto Dating Sim

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A good first try, with some good ideas

I'm quite split about this game. On the one hand, it has some welcome additions to the Sim Date genre. But on the other hand, these good ideas are sloppy packaged, and generally not thought out too well.

The First thing that sticks out in my mind, you play as a girl. I really don't see anything wrong with this, as the end result is the same thing. So you hit on guys, in the end these things are about sex, and it's “still” straight sex so whatever. But at the same time, 99% of NG visitors are guys, and not all share the same views I do, it was a bad choice to market the game to girls.

Second thing, Rock Lee scared the shit out of my, I mean I never seen this anime, and have no willingness to, but why you'd add such an ugly character to a game is beyond me.

Next, this chakra stuff. Says here it's “One of the seven centers of spiritual energy in the human body according to yoga philosophy.” what that has to with dating is unclear to me, but then again I might just have no idea. It's an good idea, rather than losing HP to “talk” or “date” and I liked how you could trade chakra for HP, but still, I personally don't understand it, and I doubt many other people viewing this game would either.

Forth, the music, some of the tracks were ok “the music on the street” and “the sparing music” I liked. The others were just awful. I don't know if they were from this anime, but I had no interest in listening to them, and I really wished you had a “music off” button in your stat menu or something. The second time I played it, I just turned the whole thing off, and threw on some Rammstien.

Fifth. The questions the guys ask you are too hard if you've never seen this show. You have no idea what any of them are talking about, and you can't even guess because you don't know anything about the characters.

Sixth, Other than the point above, the game is too easy, you only have to date once to get the “good” ending, money is also easy to get, and on day 15 I had 200HP, so it's not like I was losing time gaining stats or anything. Overall I managed to reach the end by day 28 on my first try.

Seventh and final large point. The H scene almost made me throw up it was so funny. Right there you killed off the last of your audience. If you play to make another one of these, really try to improve the quality of the ending scenes.

And then there's some little things. Like how the navigation is hard to use, and the back button is not only too hard to see, but very small. And how after doing an action it sends you back to the main menu.

But it's not all bad, just keep at it, and you made be able to make a great one soon.

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StickRPG *Complete* StickRPG *Complete*

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A Good Game With a Rocky Base

It's a pretty fun game, but way too easy. After you get the home pc getting 2,3,4 Million dollars takes only a few mintues.
The stock system is pretty flawed. Mainly because no matter what, even if a stock hits 1$/Share, sooner or later it'll hit ~7$+, giving you 7x the money.

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Final Fantasy Simdate RPG Final Fantasy Simdate RPG

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Bad Ludy, bad.

In a game such as this, where people play it to look at the girls, it would help, just a bit, if the girls didn't look like men.

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Franks Adventure 3 Franks Adventure 3

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Mixed feelings.

First off, monkey game score: 5239000, it's not hard people.

Next, this game is very unpolished, a week or two extra dev time would've helped.
There are many things wrong with this game bug wise, everything from getting suck in trees to warping to another part of the city by pressing "A".
Cars don't do damage, frank walks "over" buildings, and I'm able to walk on the water.
In some spots I can't even get out of a house, sure "IF ANYONE GETS STUCK IN A BUILDING JUS TALK TO THE PEOPLE AGAIN USING SPACE BAR TO END THE CHAT BOX" that works, but it shouldn't have to.
Also the frame rate lags in some spots, and I can click "through" some text boxes (try right before the chef asks if you want money or a meal).

Well that's enough negative stuff.

You get points for the mini games, although the slots are too easy, and I don't really see a point to the drive and shoot game, but I had fun with both so it doesn't matter.
One point you might want to watch out for, is making something like the monkey game a "must do", I mean I didn't have a problem with it, but many of the 12 years on this site have no brain therefore can't play something as "hard" *wink* as that.

I would like to see more of a plot rather than "get porn pics", but I have to tell you that ending was pretty damn funny.

This is just an idea, but maybe it's time to get someone else to code your games, this way you could spend more time on the art, while someone else works on the coding.
If you like the idea, contact me. I can put you in touch with someone who knows what they are doing.

Xiao Xiao Samurai Strike Xiao Xiao Samurai Strike

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Some things need to be said.

Normally I wouldn't do this but it's for the record.
First off you have no right to use the name "Xiao Xiao".
The game play is lacking, and generally boring. The AI is down right stupid and 99% of the time all you need to do is point the weapon in the way the enemy is coming, no skill/tactics needed.
You didn't even add a kill counter, have I taught you nothing?
I think you should take more time making your games/movies, by rushing your projects you give yourself a bad name (C+ Average.....) witch will never leave you (getting Wade to delete movies is a joke).
Good luck mate.

Mr.  T  v.s.  Pokeymon Mr. T v.s. Pokeymon

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That is so shitty.

But no matter how many times I see it, I laugh my ass off. Good work, in a sick twisted sort of way....

Love Hina sim date RPG Love Hina sim date RPG

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good game,tainted by problems.

The concept is soild, but a few things stick out in my mind as "wrong".
A) Some parts are just ridiculous, things like needing 50HP to "TALK", and the total lack of realism, bothered me. How can someone be drunk ALL the time? Or how can you "beat the shit out" of someone and have them act like nothing happened?
B) Your interface is just awful, I can see how you were trying to save screen space, but you did it in a werid and unpractical way. You have three settings: No info, Info but useless info, and all the info (too bad that takes up the whole screen).
C) The only thing wrose then that interface is your navigation system. Few games I have played have such a just purely ghastly navigation system. All it is clicking buttons, now that in it's self isn't bad, but how your POV jumps and turns is sicking. There is no indcation of where you are gonig other then some words like "left of bridge", a street map would've been a great addition.
All in all it wasn't a "horrible" game, or even a "bad" game, but it needs polishing. I think a few more weeks of testing would've help you.

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Sik Trix BMX Sik Trix BMX

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

249190 Points.

Very solid game, that's all there is to say.

Arrogancy Game Demo Arrogancy Game Demo

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, not bad at all.

This game is just overflowing with style, everything from the graphics to the gameplay it's self, was just well done.

I wished so much that I could kill Ness, but alas I can't :( which it too bad because I feel a game like this needs to be fully open ended, but so far your team is doing a good job.

I have just one question, could you tell me where I could get a copy of that song which is played when you are talking to the girls.

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arrogancy responds:

All of the original music, including that will be on the bonus CD ;)